before | after

Before motherhood nightmares were like this:

weird mystical evil monsters
naked in public
clauterphobic dungeons
in danger and can’t work a phone
lost my teeth

After motherhood they are like this:

Left the car unlocked and some mofo stole my carseat and now there’s no safe way to get the baby home!

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