middle of the night fun with keywords

Dear i hate being broke:
Me too. Check out this cool site on running a household on the cheap. Some of her recipes are a little too Southern fried for my taste but she’s groovy.

Dear weird birth plan:
Eat your placenta! I dare you. It’s good for you.

Dear daisy heart feminism:
Yes this daisy does heart feminism. And pirates. I heart pirates. Almost bought a tee shirt that says so today.

Dear heavy boobz:
Use cabbage leaves or you can borrow Sophie.

Dear 11 months ear piercing shrieking:
I know, I know. It only gets worse.

Dear cure for nose ring funk:
Surgical steel, baby. And a ring’s nicer to clean than a stud because it moves.

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