Mother of God, I am insane. My evidence:
Day 15 or so of cycle: get busy with Bu, less than careful with regards to staying a mom of one.
Day 16: Emergency Contraception, after sleeping on it and deciding the timing was poor enough that taking the pills was a good plan. No side effects w00t!
Day 25 or 26: Bleeding. Early again. Well, whatev. At least the pills worked. Unless IT’S IMPLANTATION SPOTTING OMGZ!!!
Day 1: Nope, it’s a period. Cool. Excellent. But crap! I’m totally off my new moon schedule and *pout* I liked my new moon schedule!
Day 2: Read new pregnancy blog. Feel srsly sad I will never have a raspberry-sized alien baby in my belly waters again. Whatev again. Chocolate nao plz?